第二人生 末日版 Second Round No Where Edition

Mayday 五月天 Orz 歪腰

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Orz 歪腰

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T/N: In case you don’t know, “orz” is an emoticon depicting a person bowing. Appropriately enough, the Chinese title for this song translates literally to “bending at the waist.”

English Translations:
It’s chaos as soon as we’re born,
Confused, lost, and turned around.
No brain means no worries,
Less pressure.

Even if the apocalypse is tomorrow,
We’ll still watch our favorite TV shows today.
Sound effects can change the scene from tragic to hilarious.
Completely orz.

Life is like a singer going to an event,
What you need most is an accidental fall.
Let tears mix with the loud laughter.
If we break, we break with honor.

So what? If it breaks, it breaks. Who can’t orz orz?
Fate occasionally will have a laugh.
I won’t scream and cry. At the most, I’ll orz orz.
Even if you laugh at me, I will not ask for mercy.

No matter who is laughing at you,
No matter what I won’t mind.
The more ambition I have, the lower I can bend,
Completely orz.

Life is like a drama’s preview,
What you need is that drama.
An ending that makes people burst into tears,
And you need even more unbelievable tragedy.

So what? If it breaks, it breaks. Who can’t orz orz?
Fate occasionally will have a laugh.
I won’t scream and cry. At the most, I’ll orz orz.
Even if you laugh at me, I will not ask for mercy.

Life is like being the star of a Hollywood film,
Can’t have action that’s too boring.
Even if I’m aboard the Titanic,
I still want romance to shine bright.

So what? If it breaks, it breaks. Who can’t orz orz?
Fate occasionally will have a laugh.
I won’t scream and cry. At the most, I’ll orz orz.
Even if you laugh at me, I will not ask for mercy.

So what? If it breaks, it breaks. Who can’t orz orz?
Fate occasionally will also orz.
I’ll just orz orz, at the most, I’ll orz orz.
Fate, do your worst. I will not ask for mercy.

Chinese Lyrics:
天生就是毛毛又躁躁
冒冒失失又乱糟糟
乱没大脑刚好没烦恼
省事不少

就算明天是末日来到
今晚一样康熙来了
音效出现好惨变好笑
整个歪腰

人生就像是歌手上通告
最需要出其不意的滑倒
让眼泪交织哄堂的大笑
要坏掉也要光荣的坏掉

管他的 坏就坏掉 谁不会 歪腰歪腰
命运偶尔也会 好好笑
我不会 鬼吼鬼叫 顶多是 歪腰歪腰
就算搞笑我也 绝对不求饶

无论是谁的无理取笑
无论如何我不计较
志向越高越弯的下腰
越能歪腰

人生就像是连续剧预告
最需要排山倒海的琼瑶
要最后结局感人到炸掉
更需要剧情苦命到荒谬

管他的 坏就坏掉 谁不会 歪腰歪腰
命运偶尔也会 好好笑
我不会 鬼吼鬼叫 顶多是 歪腰歪腰
就算搞笑我也 绝对不求饶

人生就像是好莱坞主角
只害怕灾难等级太无聊
就算是坐上铁达尼克号
我也要浪漫浪到能炫耀

管他的 坏就坏掉 谁不会 歪腰歪腰
命运偶尔也会 好好笑
我不会 鬼吼鬼叫 顶多是 歪腰歪腰
就算搞笑我也 不求饶

管他的 歪腰歪腰 谁不会 歪腰歪腰
命运偶尔也会 很歪腰
我就是 歪腰歪腰 顶多是 歪腰歪腰
命运你就来吧 绝对不求饶

Hanyu Pinyin:
tiān shēng jiù shì máo máo yòu zào zào
mào mào shī shī yòu luàn zāo zāo
luàn méi dà nǎo gāng hǎo méi fán nǎo
shěng shì bù shǎo

jiù suàn míng tiān shì mò rì lái dào
jīn wǎn yī yàng kāng xī lái le
yīn xiào chū xiàn hǎo cǎn biàn hǎo xiào
zhěng gè wāi yāo

rén shēng jiù xiàng shì gē shǒu shàng tōng gào
zuì xū yào chū qí bú yì de huá dǎo
ràng yǎn lèi jiāo zhī hǒng táng de dà xiào
yào huài diào yě yào guāng róng de huài diào

guǎn tā de huài jiù huài diào shéi bú huì wāi yāo wāi yāo
mìng yùn ǒu ěr yě huì hǎo hǎo xiào
wǒ bú huì guǐ hǒu guǐ jiào dǐng duō shì wāi yāo wāi yāo
jiù suàn gǎo xiào wǒ yě jué duì bù qiú ráo

wú lùn shì shéi de wú lǐ qǔ xiào
wú lùn rú hé wǒ bú jì jiào
zhì xiàng yuè gāo yuè wān de xià yāo
yuè néng wāi yāo

rén shēng jiù xiàng shì lián xù jù yù gào
zuì xū yào pái shān dǎo hǎi de qióng yáo
yào zuì hòu jié jú gǎn rén dào zhà diào
gèng xū yào jù qíng kǔ mìng dào huāng miào

guǎn tā de huài jiù huài diào shéi bú huì wāi yāo wāi yāo
mìng yùn ǒu ěr yě huì hǎo hǎo xiào
wǒ bú huì guǐ hǒu guǐ jiào dǐng duō shì wāi yāo wāi yāo
jiù suàn gǎo xiào wǒ yě jué duì bù qiú ráo

rén shēng jiù xiàng shì hǎo lái wū zhǔ jiǎo
zhǐ hài pà zāi nán děng jí tài wú liáo
jiù suàn shì zuò shàng tiě dá ní kè hào
wǒ yě yào làng màn làng dào néng xuàn yào

guǎn tā de huài jiù huài diào shéi bú huì wāi yāo wāi yāo
mìng yùn ǒu ěr yě huì hǎo hǎo xiào
wǒ bú huì guǐ hǒu guǐ jiào dǐng duō shì wāi yāo wāi yāo
jiù suàn gǎo xiào wǒ yě bù qiú ráo

guǎn tā de wāi yāo wāi yāo shéi bú huì wāi yāo wāi yāo
mìng yùn ǒu ěr yě huì hěn wāi yāo
wǒ jiù shì wāi yāo wāi yāo dǐng duō shì wāi yāo wāi yāo
mìng yùn nǐ jiù lái ba jué duì bù qiú ráo

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